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@ABurgerADay: [tsunami approaches]

Me: At last I will feel oblivion's sweet embrace.

Tsunami (inexplicably reversing): I have a boyfriend.

[tsunami approaches] 

Me: At last I will feel oblivion’s sweet embrace. 

Tsunami (inexplicably reversing): I have a boyfriend.

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