@better_off_dad: Turbulence is just God's little way of telling us we're NOT BIRDS.
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@jilleb163: I didn't realize how many of the songs on my iPod are about sex and drugs until I hit "shuffle" in a car with a 12-year-old in it.
@Playing_Dad: [@ Sunbeam Bread factory job interview] Boss: Your resume says you are "definitely not 3 ducks in a suit." 3 Ducks In A Suit: That's correct
@BadaBinge: Thanks for nothing autocorrect, I'm never gonna get chicks being a "homeless romantic".