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turn that frown upside down
@scottthetwat: Homes are 750 square feet larger today than they were 30 years ago. Unfortunately, so are most Americans.
@PissingLaughter: Fake moms- 'I never want to be away from my children'
Real moms- 'You drop that pizza, I'll put you up for adoption'
@PimpBillClinton: Are Smurfs just a bunch of midget Avatars? #yeahimhigh
@Tmoney68: Sure, everyone thinks a chubby dude in a diaper shooting people with a bow & arrow is cute until I do it at Starbucks & please send bail.
@mdob11: 'Please, I need this', I whisper as I try to steal a baby goat from the petting zoo.