@sixfootcandy: Turn up? At my age, I'm just happy when I can turn over.
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@Turbo_Jimmy: *Wife thumps door* "I KNOW UR IN THERE! U BLEW OUR SAVINGS ON A SHITTY INVENTION, DIDN'T U?!" NO! *furiously flushes 1000s of dog-tampons*
@Just__J0: A panic attack is hearing your teens laughing in another room at the same time you can't find your phone.