@Parentpains: Turn yoga class into hot yoga by chasing everyone around with a blow torch.
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@CatherineLMK: I would make an awesome panda because I too excel at looking adorable while doing nothing.
@TheHyyyype: "hush little baby" is my favorite lullaby that teaches infants about rampant consumerism
@BuckyIsotope: *sits son down for the talk* You ready? “Yeah” Ok. When a man and a woman love each other- *pulls out Pokéball* -they throw this at a baby
@DevilryFun: The person in front of me paid for my coffee and I had to do the right thing, so I ordered a donut also.