@weinerdog4life: Turn your proctologist into a magician by stuffing 45 feet of scarves in your butt.
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@NoogsCorner: To do list:nn1) Kill the fly in my room. nn2) Try to snort multivitamins.nn3) Practice Hadouken in mirror.nn4) Kill the fly's loved ones.
@Jandalize: People who say 'be careful what you wish for' have obviously never wished for free, unprotected, unlimited wifi from their neighbor.
@GabbbarSingh: People with Swiss bank accounts are often confused between their Bank balance and the Back Account number.