@XplodingUnicorn: Turning on a guy is like flipping a light switch. Turning on a woman is like wiring that switch & then building a nuclear plant to power it.
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@BarryVonAwesome: I don't consider it a good night out if it doesn't end up as a super villain's origin story
@yoyoha: Went to the hospital to wish a pregnant lady giving birth a Happy Labor Day and she ripped my throat out :(
@poizngrl: If you are looking for a bad girl, I have been known to shop at the art supply store on days they aren't having a sale...