@briangaar: *turns down the lights* Girl this is going to be a magical night *dumps legos on bed* ok first we need to separate these by color
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@genehunter1: Twitter is the only place where you're thrilled when a complete stranger starts following you.
@CatherineLMK: I would make an awesome panda because I too excel at looking adorable while doing nothing.
@jessokfine: I learned all my flirting from lizards so I just do a bunch of really fast pushups when I see a cute lizard.
@ericsshadow: ME: I had salmon for lunch. WIFE: the L is silent. ME: Ha, I knew that. I meant unch.