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@thejamietighe: *turns off life support*

*waits*

*turns it back on*

Me: How's she now?

Him: Are you sure you're a doctor?

Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT.

*turns off life support*

*waits*

*turns it back on*

Me: How’s she now?

Him: Are you sure you’re a doctor?

Me: Doct… No, I’m from IT.

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