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@Playing_Dad: *turns on shower*
*shower whispers "eat donuts for breakfast" & "get drunk tonight"*
Me: Wow, that's some serious water pressure

*turns on shower*
*shower whispers “eat donuts for breakfast” & “get drunk tonight”*
Me: Wow,  that’s some serious water pressure

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