@realdealbiehl: Turns out 6 foot penguins don't exist, in related news, I might have just ran over a nun.
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@goldengateblond: Anyone who says cheetahs are the fastest land mammals hasn't seen me move a cat off an expensive area rug before he pukes.
@superdadatron: Lies I'll never stop telling: 1. I'd never put you in a home, mom. 2. It's 6 inches long. 3. I have no idea how the PC got a virus.
@Scdavis24: If god came down to earth, he'd have to take the form of Morgan Freeman. At this point, anything less would be disappointing.
@causticbob: Breaking News. Apple is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand