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@thatUPSdude: Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift.
@GensPlace: Spiders have it about right.
If he doesn't bring her a snack when he courts her it's curtains..
@SondraDeeMe: I'm at an age where I don't spring into action.
I dead of winter into action.
@meganamram: LEGALIZE MEDICINAL MURDER
@djdarrellripley: Me: Pfft.. There is scientific evidence that a woman's brain is lighter than a man's.
Her: Perhaps because it gets more exercise.
@MissNaughty1801: Him:I'm not going to use this taxi company again. They nearly killed me this morning
Me:don't be so hasty darling...give them another chance