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@MillieMars: Turns out chiropractors aren't actually dinosaurs.
@Mr_Kapowski: The best part of Pitbull is he yells out "MR WORLDWIDE!," at the beginning of each of his songs, giving you ample time to change the station
@TheTweetOfGod: Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.
@ShortSleeveSuit: Basic white girl [laughing]: Yasssss omg I'm dying!
Takes Everything Literally Todd [shocks her with a defibrillator]: NOT ON MY WATCH!
@iAmDelFreaky: "It's not about who's right or wrong."
~ The person that is wrong
@TheMichaelRock: According to HR, white people aren't issued a race card, and they'd appreciate if I went back to my desk.