@MillieMars: Turns out chiropractors aren't actually dinosaurs.
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@liv_thatsme: *babysitting* Me (to my 4 year old nephew): I think I heard someone break in; will you go check?
@ch000ch: *watching a cop walk past during drug deal* ok relax, just be cool.. "bonjour mademoiselle how much of le methamphetamine dost thou fancy"
@EnvysDeadNana: I'm not above apologizing for my drunken behavior I'm just sick of repeating myself