@orny_xo: Turns out Chlamydia is much easier to get than it is to spell.
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@MissScarlettK: I'm a pretty confident woman until I walk out of the grocery store & try to find where I parked.
@FattMernandez: You guys ever smear fake blood on your mouth, put on a ripped shirt, go in somewhere and pretend you got mugged? PEOPLE ARE SO NICE!
@Hormonella: SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! CAT! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! MAILMAN! SQUIRREL! ~ Dog Acing Rorschach Test