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@Boourns83: Turns out hanging out in sewers eating pizza and practicing karate will not make me an honorary ninja turtle..

Now I just smell like shit

Turns out hanging out in sewers eating pizza and practicing karate will not make me an honorary ninja turtle.. 

Now I just smell like shit

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