@thatUPSdude: Turns out if you fake your death every Monday work catches on.
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@WendyLiebman: For Halloween my husband asked me to dress up as a nurse, cause that's one of his fantasies: That we have health care.
@LorieGZ: I ordered a pair of shoes delivered to my house. I'm too excited to wait at home so I'm camping out at the end of my street. Send snacks?
@maymay72x: Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money's worth... Just saying.