@thatUPSdude: Turns out if you fake your death every Monday work catches on.
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@MichaelTrying: If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, that’s fine but your piña colada is going to get watered down.
@davedittell: the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard
@djdarrellripley: (Sigh) I used to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. Now I sleep like a bear and eat like a horse...