@thejacquio: Turns out if you scream for no reason long enough, you get the rest of the day off from work.
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@ndiquote: interviewer: one last question, name the coldest place on earth? me: my ex’s heart interviewer: me: interviewer: [holding back tears] you’re hired !!!
@TheIronSherk: You really shouldn't label sandwiches, I mean they have a right to exist in a world without labels and judgements just like everyone else.
@JermHimselfish: Def Leppard are a bunch of liars. I poured some sugar on a girl one time and it was a complete mess, she was not happy at all.