@thejacquio: Turns out if you scream for no reason long enough, you get the rest of the day off from work.
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@LuvPug: I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe.
@rzarosco: Ask a girl if she wants to dance. If she says yes then start shooting at her feet. Congratulations you are now Yosemite Sam
@Tmoney68: "Can I get a do-over?" - Me, playing golf, tennis (or pretty much any sport), taking a test, having sex, making a speech, living my life....