@delusionaliam: Turns out, pounding a wooden stake through a vampire's heart works even if a guy is not a vampire.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: [spooky noise comes from my closet] monster under my bed: you heard that too right
@PeachCoffin: My grandma had a lock installed on her medicine cabinet poor thing no one's ever going to visit her again
@kyry5: The reason I switched from a backpack to a messenger bag is so that I look more classy and professional carrying nothing but snacks to work.
@thepunningman: [interview] Boss: Your CV says eggs, milk, bread Me: That's right [cut to supermarket] Wife: Excuse me, where are the attention to details?