@delusionaliam: Turns out, pounding a wooden stake through a vampire's heart works even if a guy is not a vampire.
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@RocketRankoon: Shout out to Pringles for admitting they're addictive, unlike cigarettes and heroin the two biggest liars of the snack industry.
@ValeeGrrl: Ah, spring is here. Time to open the windows and remind my neighbors that I know every word to the "Grease" soundtrack.