@LackOfShame: Turns out that the best way to find a flat head screw driver is to pretend to look for a phillips one.
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@Token_Geezer: Why did he do that? Who is she? What does that mean? When did that happen? Why? How? I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
@Chumpstring: [Death Row] GUARD: last requests? INMATE: a little heroin would be nice TINKER BELL: *chloroforms guard* INMATE: I meant the drug stupid
@jjax44: A summer getaway for women that date younger guys in the bathroom & want to learn to carve cantaloupe? John Cougar Melon Camp
@seamussaid: my wife and I do this Batman role play where I disappear mid conversation like with Commissioner Gordon