@Be___Dope: Her: You like shopping? Me: Oh god yes! Her: What's your favorite place? Me: The grocery store. There is a whole aisle of just cheese!

@brookeisgolden: Based on my experience with trying to find the restroom at Kohl's, I would die first in the Hunger Games.

@InternetHippo: me: trump is a thin skinned psychopath who will destroy the world at the slightest provocation also me: let’s make him mad lol

@2015_sucks: If you like the song "Red Red Wine" then U B 40.

@KimmyMonte: How to tell if your cat is a dog: 1) it barks 2) it doesn't hate you 3) someone once said aw cute dog 4) it's like a horse but slower