@bazlyons: Turns out when you're asked who your favourite child is you're expected to pick from your own.
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@rolldiggity: Art imitates life. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Flattery will get you nowhere. So GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ART DEGREE!
@moose_chocolate: I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating the entire box of donuts.
@lalastrailer: If I had a dollar for everyone I work with who's dumber than me, I'd have $11 cause I work for a small company.
@bazlyons: They say punching a shark is an effective way to prevent a shark attack but my preference would still be 'land'