@bazlyons: Turns out when you're asked who your favourite child is you're expected to pick from your own.
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@pantsfaced: In a recent sleep study performed by clowns 9 out of 10 people didn't even know they were being watched.
@TheMichaelRock: [trying to be the cool dad] me: what is up lit fam 15yo: dad, please stop me: what are the goals of your squad
@KalvinMacleod: ME: I’ve finally adjusted to daylight savings time WIFE: really ME: really WIFE: *takes cat out of fridge* ME: *stops petting the milk*
@Marcmywords2: If your therapist thinks your alien abduction stories make you sound delusional, just wait till they hear about your TC.