@WookieOnUnicorn: turns out Xenophobia is not 'A fear of Warrior Princesses'
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@markleggett: Companies want "rockstar" employees, as rockstars are known for punctuality, even-tempers, and a desire to work in a corporate environment.
@sirchutney: Who just rang my doorbell? Its either: 1. A murderer 2. The police 3. That book I ordered about positive thinking
@Scdavis24: They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business.