@WookieOnUnicorn: turns out Xenophobia is not 'A fear of Warrior Princesses'
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@lilgapeach32: Water is good for you? I call bullshit. My phone drank some one time and guess what? IT DIED!
@JasonLastname: Password insecurity questions: 1. What was your highschool nickname? 2. How would you describe your breath? 3. What's wrong with your toes?
@liz_buckley: People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional snooker player. They're not laughing now because it was ages ago.