@WookieOnUnicorn: turns out Xenophobia is not 'A fear of Warrior Princesses'
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@JohnMayer: Shout out to people who text you and apparently throw their phone into a river as soon as they hit send?
@welone1: Before you judge a woman, walk a mile in her shoes. After that who cares? She's a mile away and you've got her shoes.
@topaz_kell: And suddenly those annoying neighbors that leave their Christmas lights up all year long look like geniuses.