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@MartaEffing: Turns out you have to *tell* a guy you're going out, otherwise you just end up standing on his doorstep wondering why he's in his sweats.

Turns out you have to *tell* a guy you’re going out, otherwise you just end up standing on his doorstep wondering why he’s in his sweats.

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