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@nbadag: TURTLE: hey, you carry your house around too!
HERMIT CRAB: i do. where'd you find yours?
T: i was born with it
HC: *scoff* ok princess

TURTLE: hey, you carry your house around too!
HERMIT CRAB: i do. where’d you find yours?
T: i was born with it
HC: *scoff* ok princess

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