@Bownuggets: Turtles sniff tails to find mates but when I do it, it's "disturbing" & I "need to leave yoga," or "at least wait til I'm off the treadmill"
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@EddieHarris216: *steals a Lexus on Christmas Eve * *parks it in a random driveway with a giant bow on top*
@DothTheDoth: Two squirrels in the backyard. But they are not playing together. Wonder if there's history.
@imteddybless: haha how about we make a pact if we're both single in 6 seconds we get married?? haha look how nervous u are. times runnin out tho