@Bownuggets: Turtles sniff tails to find mates but when I do it, it's "disturbing" & I "need to leave yoga," or "at least wait til I'm off the treadmill"
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@MarfSalvador: Date: You don't look anything like your profile picture Incredible Hulk: THE BUS WAS LATE
@TechnicallyRon: Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'
@moose_chocolate: If familiarity breeds contempt and absence makes the heart grow fonder, then by definition marriage is a terrible idea.
@Nickadoo: Princess Peach has been kidnapped so often, I'm beginning to think she might be Liam Neeson's daughter.