@iGreenMonk: TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
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@Papa_Mex: Me? Yes, of course I have feelings! Last Sunday, for example, I dropped a piece of bacon on the floor. I just stared and cried for 18 mins
@P0tterhead_394: My favorite pickup line is when a guy just slides an order of mozzarella sticks towards me.
@Hadzilla: At the last supper Jesus was probably like it would be way more comfortable for everyone if some of you sat on the other side of the table