@iGreenMonk: TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
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@WorkingMom86: My son got very excited about all the toys he found when I cleaned behind the couch, I should have waited till Christmas morning to do that
@LuvPug: I just wished a Bride-to-be good luck on her first marriage. She didn't seem to appreciate my sincerity.
@silent_musings: Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with "I see the assassins have failed."