@TheTweetOfGod: 'Twas the day before Lent, and when it was done, not a creature was sober, not even a nun.
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@shutupmikeginn: Google glasses? No thanks, too much tech. It's weird "You can secretly watch Netflix at work" Oh, please take literally all of my money.
@Vinnie_Maselli: [holds up bread] "This is my body" [holds up wine] "this is my blood" [holds up puppy] "and this is my new pet" [apostles go fricken nuts]
@greg_vee: If intelligence runs in your family, I can only guess it tripped and fell before it got to you.