@MumsieEsq: Tweets are like your children: you love them all at first, you never know how they’ll age, and most of them you regret creating.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@DamienFahey: I love restaurants that have signs like "Since 1916". It's a great way to know the place you're eating at was probably super racist.
@TheThryll: You can usually win any arm wrestling contest by simultaneously leaning in for a kiss.
@13spencer: If the headline just read "Kanye West Acts Like a Shithead," news sites could reuse it over and over again.