@OhNoSheTwitnt: Twilight and Hostess are over. It's a sad day for fat girls.
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@WickedCynic: Autocorrect changed "meeting" to "mating" and now my boss and I aren't meeting with Bob after work.
@internetluke: TAYLOR SWIFT: I knew you were trouble when you walked in ME (wearing ski mask and holding up gun): what gave it away?
@nurserycrimes: a romantic scene where we're running toward each other but then i run past you and pick up your dog