@zachheltzel: Twilight is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its millions of fans insist you just don't understand.
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@brennadine: Is there something about me that suggests I want to hear about your smoothie cleanse, because I can change.
@envydatropic: I've been on my best behavior ever since the words "you can be charged as an adult" applied to me
@robfee: I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass.
@BradBroaddus: ME: I want to take long walks with you. HER: Aww...are you a romantic? ME: No, I don't have a car.