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@demented_Ash: Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with a car,
Throw you off a street so high,
Hope you break your neck and die.

Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with a car, Throw you off a street so high, Hope you break your neck and die.
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