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@miffedmim: As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice.
@XLCadillac: [job interview] “Why should I hire you?” “Because I have pictures of you with a goat?”
@TimmyPumpkin: *licks stamp* hmmm tastes weird *mails letter* hmmm mailbox had wings *drives home on flying monkey* hmmm that wasn't a stamp