@riverpig12: Twitter : bc in real life Smart, funny, beautiful women are not following us anywhere.
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@Reverend_Scott: [first date] "So, I heard you work at the circus." [shallows bread stick whole] Nope. "You sure about that?" [chewing on glass] Yup
@mollymcnearney: Woman cut me off, stole my parking spot. I honked, flipped her off and went into yoga. Woman came into class as the instructor. Namaste.
@famouscrab: some babies are born premature but i was born very mature i just came out and i was like so what
@andylassner: The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42" screen.