@Thedudish: Is it true animals can sense danger? The cat's been wearing a helmet all week, and it makes me nervous.
@pregnant_cat: *goes to grocery store
*puts "gently used" sticker on all their cucumbers
@Cpin42: In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one’s laughing now. I’m receiving treatment and everyone’s been really supportive.
@sixfootcandy: Pizza shop said they loved unusual requests so I asked if they could find my dad.
@bacon_gillepic: All women are technically bodybuilders if they get pregnant
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