@riverpig12: Twitter : bc in real life Smart, funny, beautiful women are not following us anywhere.
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@DaddyJew: Oh no, my kid got upset at me and locked himself in his room. What ever will I do. Margarita anyone?
@ObscureGent: Fact: In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone.
@dafloydsta: WIFE: Your heavy drinking is making you delusional ME: *turns to friend* Do you think that's true? WOLVERINE: Nah, don't listen to her