@archerenemy: Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?
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@ConorTripler: my GOTH DAD license plate is not a vanity plate it is a coincidence. random string of letters. could ve happened to a dad without eyeliner
@Jade_VK: Brenda from work unfollowed me on here so now I have to follow her around the office all day reading my tweets like a news broadcaster
@peteholmes: "dance like no one is watching, walk like someone is behind you trying to get around you." - ancient nyc proverb
@Tylerosis: Let's do something we both know we'll regret in the morning. Let's order KFC for dinner.