@archerenemy: Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?
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@Phook75: Now reached the age where getting lucky is what happens when I can remember where I set my glasses down at
@ambamthankyamam: Hey people that twitter says are "similar to me", where do people like us put our car keys?!?!?!
@AGreaterMonster: New law restricts lobbyists to the lobby. Citizen victory! Writing laws a bit less convenient! The lobby lobby, however, has won the day.