@Parentpains: Twitter, because my work isn't just going to ignore itself.
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@jeffswarens: By the volume of the pans clanging in the kitchen. I think I'm supposed to go volunteer to help with something
@EricaWhoToYou: Dear Abby, I told my husband I didn’t want a grilled cheese when he was making one and now I want a grilled cheese. What do I do?