@VictorscarletJ: Twitter birth control: airfare
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@fro_vo: Date: any pets? Me: a pet rock D: lol at least u don’t have to housetrain it Me: *flashback to piles of pebbles all over my house* haha yeah
@jordan_stratton: Oh, man. My grandma caught me texting my OTHER grandma and now things are super tense.