@Carbosly: Twitter. Finally an app that makes people stop at yellow lights.
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@envydatropic: I dunno but if I was a "doctor to the stars" I sure wouldn't be bragging about it these days
@SteveSuckington: Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?
@jordan_stratton: Please stop telling me how long your baby is in inches. I need something more visually relatable. Oh, your baby was 3.5 hot dogs long? Cool.