@jrsalzman: Twitter has taught me a couple things. First, there are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. Second, they are vastly outnumbered.
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@ThePocketJustin: As a fan of Dirty Dancing I can only hope that when we go on holiday one of my daughters sleeps with a middle aged dance instructor.
@WheelTod: [On phone with circus] Hannibal: “I’m wanna ask about the job” Ringmaster: “OK. So we just fire you into a net. Then you stand up, wave. That’s it” Hannibal: “When do I eat the human flesh?" Ringmaster: “Uh? Are we talking about the Human Cannonball job?” Hannibal: *hangs up
@LeaMehanna: Wearing high heels and releasing doves at weddings are so last century. I'll be wearing running shoes and releasing chickens at mine