@BabetteJones: Twitter is a good place to meet men. The odds are good but the goods are odd.
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@Swishergirl24: My favorite part about family dinner is when my brother says how he made 600K last year and I get to say someone made a clock of my Avi.
@sarcasm_inc: HI I SPIT GUM OUT OF MY CAR ON THE FREEWAY AND IT BLEW BACK IN MY EAR 911: Sir, u need to pull over WHAT 911: Use your other ear, sir WHAT
@lauraleeksmith: No thanks lady, I don't need a tray I'll just use my four hands to carry all these coffee's