@_MustBeArkaydia: Twitter is all fun and games until you get that text asking what that tweet was about.
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@TheDailySchmuck: "It meant nothing to me, babe. I swear!" When my girl catches me in the closet eating Devil's food cake with my bare hands.
@mattZillaaaa: I don't mean to brag but I've perfected the confused look whenever my credit cards get declined
@Parentpains: If you didn't want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder.