@Jusatanoldguy: Okay Canada. You've made your point. Will you take winter back now? Please?

@undeadmolly: My parents are always pestering me to have kids. "Who will carry on the ancient family curse?" they say.

@topaz_kell: [taking a picture] Me: "Make love to the camera!" Grandma: "Don't make this weird, dear."

@Mindless4Miles: I just want to be rich enough one day to name my kid after an Australian mammal or something found in my spice rack.

@badbanana: A national monument to those brave online heroes who were "First!" in comments.