@_MustBeArkaydia: Twitter is all fun and games until you get that text asking what that tweet was about.
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@undeadmolly: My parents are always pestering me to have kids. "Who will carry on the ancient family curse?" they say.
@topaz_kell: [taking a picture] Me: "Make love to the camera!" Grandma: "Don't make this weird, dear."
@Mindless4Miles: I just want to be rich enough one day to name my kid after an Australian mammal or something found in my spice rack.