@canadian_jane: Twitter is cool because it makes me look like I'm texting my friends instead of talking to myself.
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@Reba_aa: I want someone to push me up against the wall.. lean in.. and softly whisper... "I'll do your housework for you"
@werehedgehog: Good Will Hunting (2018): Dystopian movie about a near future in which everyone with an ounce of good will is mercilessly hunted and killed.
@Dawn_M_: If I were a werewolf I wouldn't have to chain myself up at night because I don't like going out anyway.
@TheMichaelRock: Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?