@canadian_jane: Twitter is cool because it makes me look like I'm texting my friends instead of talking to myself.
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@Angrea: Someone just told me to "have a blessed day." What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them.
@TheThomason: One nice thing about your 30s is people talk less about figuring themselves out and more about where the best sandwiches are.
@galiamango: I'm pretty terrified of the possibility that you guys might crawl out of my phone like that girl in The Ring.