@NurseMurderer: Twitter is kinda like my diary except I don't use a glitter gel pen or tell you guys how much I miss Josh.
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@josh___grant: I wear my tattoos on the inside. Ever since having discount back surgery from a guy named "Spider."
@TheTweetOfGod: Everyone in "Star Wars". Everyone in "The Muppets". Everyone in "Game of Thrones". This is now the first tweet with over 140 characters.
@DaddyJew: Interviewer: how do you feel about traveling? Me: oh I dont know, I mean I just met you