@NurseMurderer: Twitter is kinda like my diary except I don't use a glitter gel pen or tell you guys how much I miss Josh.
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@bridger_w: "Oh, are you driving?" -Good question to ask someone as they force you into their trunk
@ComedicBust: My uber driver's looking at me like he's never seen anyone eat a bowl of cereal in the back of his car before.
@Tbone7219: You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about shit ....?