@ShipInTheKnight: Twitter is like a conversation at the water cooler. If the water cooler was full of vodka. And you could smoke. And the boss was out of town
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@LOsepyan: According to my next door neighbor's diary I have "boundary issues" can you believe that?
@vineyille: After dinner the other husbands and I retire to the garage and silently take turns climbing my new ladder.