@ShipInTheKnight: Twitter is like a conversation at the water cooler. If the water cooler was full of vodka. And you could smoke. And the boss was out of town
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@Carbosly: Being a hacker in the '80's was way easier. *shakes vending machine until chocolate bars falls.
@honeybadgerMel: Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works.
@Try2StopME: I had a pretty confused childhood because I thought obituaries are actually advertisements selling dead people.