@JessicaVarsity: Twitter is like a dog: There's always someone who loves you for you... there's also always someone who just peed in an inappropriate place.
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@I_Bl33d_Purple: If my memory serves me, the last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood.
@ericsshadow: A 41 year old gymnast is competing in her 7th Olympics. I just texted my son and offered him $5 to come downstairs and hand me the remote.
@Dawn_M_: Someone asked me if I'd found my soulmate and I was like lol I cant even find my debit card.