@Brentweets: Twitter is like a dorm, someone is always up at every hour, someone is crying and someone is drunk.
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@ehchino: [Couples counseling] "It's not good to keep these things bottles up, you know" Okay, fine *opens jar of wasps*
@Dschnoeb: I think the only girl I know that hasn't said "you're like a brother to me" is my sister.
@ilovepie84: I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.
@letschillyo: iPhones need a feature where an incoming call doesn’t take up the whole screen so u can do other things while u ignore a phone call