@Brentweets: Twitter is like a dorm, someone is always up at every hour, someone is crying and someone is drunk.
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@retreminy: I illegally download music, but only Metallica. They seem to be pretty cool about it.
@pleatedjeans: Bikes are held up by witchcraft if u can ride a bike you are a level 1 wizard & if u can ride a unicycle you are a level 2 dork haha owned
@BruceForce: Trying to convince my wife that the white powder on my nose is cocaine to hide the fact I've eaten a large sugary donut
@SteveSuckington: Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?