@Brentweets: Twitter is like a dorm, someone is always up at every hour, someone is crying and someone is drunk.
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@blade_funner: 1997: *waits 5 minutes for dial-up internet connection* 2017: MY CAR'S VOICE DOES NOT PLEASE ME
@3sunzzz: [looking up at night sky] Girl: The Milky Way and Mars have always fascinated me. Boy: *trying to impress* Yes, and I also enjoy Snickers.
@Sanbel11: You haven't Instagramed what you had for dinner yet? Please hurry up, the suspense is killing me.
@swiftenhaal: Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat and then I remember they just feed off attention.