@DanDoofus: Twitter is over Capacity! Well, so's my liver but you don't see me slowing down because of it.
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@samfromks: Heads up guys, if you ask your wife how to spell ménage à trois she's gonna want to know why.
@AngelaEhh: It'd be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.