@ParentEsq: Twitter is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves.
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@behindyourback: *a friend tells me their problems* me: mhm, ok, have you tried eating about it?
@mantej: I was in a gang once — we used to carry pocket knives & wear all green with blood-red bandanas around our neck. Wait, that was Boy Scouts.
@jamisondg1: I wonder if in 100 years, ghosts of today will spell out "swag" or "bae" on the Ouija boards