@Hormonella: Twitter is the new flypaper.
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@Carbosly: This guy at my work is giving his wife a gym membership for Christmas. His name was John.
@stockejock: You look so perfect standing there, In my American Apparel underwear, But I know now you probably opened the wrong Christmas present grandma
@YoungFunE: Bought the 'Sounds of the Rainforest' cd, not as relaxing as I hoped. The 1st half was birds chirping, rest was chainsaws and bulldozers