@MilkshakeAnyone: Twitter is the world's largest voluntary police lineup.
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@stephenjmolloy: Me with megaphone: "COME DOWN FROM THERE. YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR." Man: "I'm fixing your roof tiles, remember?" Me: "I FORGOT!"
@dvoted_hubsand: I cant use facebook cuz everyone making popular comment I wish I thought of first, like "thank God it Friday!" or "Im pregnant of baby"
@AnniemuMary: I have 11 pictures of myself from high school. My daughter has 11 pictures of herself from this morning.