@MilkshakeAnyone: Twitter is the world's largest voluntary police lineup.
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@GuyAdvisor: Remember, Kids... If you can't say anything nice, well, it's probably hilarious and worth getting into trouble over anyway.
@boring_as_heck: The KKK was started by some dork who wanted to wear robes and call himself a wizard and his dad was like "Ok but only if you're racist too."
@MrGeorgeWallace: Shout out to political bumper stickers, changing nobody's mind and lowering the value of your car and whatnot.
@TheGladStork: Fill the piñata with goat intestines to teach children about the brutal consequences of violence.