@shanethevein: Twitter is what happens when you take the red pill and the blue pill.
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@sixthformpoet: It’s so awkward when a bird arrives back at its nest and the worms in its mouth realise that wasn’t just a free aerial tour of the city.
@Blondiethegood: I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting.
@thetigersez: Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee. *never drinks coffee again* This is nice.